Blaviken Bloodhounds
Blood for the Blood God, Touchdowns for the Team!
Date: 20 Sept 2025
In the thrilling season opener, the Bloodhounds pulled out an intense late drive to secure the draw. More importantly, there were four injuries, taking the team to 4-0 in everyone's favorite metric, K/D ratio. When reached for comment, Coach Shuler responded, "I'm proud of the squad. That's exactly what we're looking for in a season opener. Blood was spilled, and everybody had a good time. At the end of the day, that's what matters."
"Touchdowns are temporary, injuries are (hopefully) permanent."
- Coach Shuler, when asked about the team's offence
Friends and foes alike wait with bated breath for the second match of the season, set to be played September 30 against the Pendleton Penumbra.